(via papertissue)
I hate when everyone falls asleep before me.
And when I cannot get to sleep because I am alone.
I miss sleeping. I wish someone would help me bring it back.
Jerk.
Player: If we have this convo again just hit me.
Hippie: I'd rather hit you now.
Player: Ok come get me!
Player: ...but I'm good.
Hippie: You're good?
Player: I have to be to be talking to you.
Hippie: You have to be better than good.
Player: Oh shit.
Hippie: Better improve your game buddy.
Player: But I'm already talking to you.
Hippie: No. You're only just breathing out words.
Player: Words that you hear.
Hippie: Do I?
Player: You respond.
Hippie: No I don't.
Player: Ouch.
Hippie: I forgot to warn you, it might sting.
